So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.
Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.
that was the best safe-sex talk ever.
Actually this isn’t true… just because a condom can fit over your foot or blow up into a balloon or, like in this picture, be filled with a bunch of water doesn’t mean it fits a person’s penis. If the condom is too tight it can be difficult to get it up and/or keep it up. There IS a reason condoms come in all sizes, it’s not a one size fits all deal. However, there is always a style condom out there that will fit so they should already know what brand/size works best for them and to keep some with them. If they are an ass about using a condom then it’s their loss.
"bunch of water"
Seriously, don’t immediately pass off a person as an ass hole if they say that they can’t wear the condom you have, I’ve had it where I can’t keep it up for longer than like 15 seconds with some :/ but some guys are dicks as well I suppose